STILL INFECTED WITH YOU Oo oo oo It’s the roll of the dice Wouldn’t it be nice To take me home with you? You you you Got the bod of a saint Wouldn’t it be great To paint me in the nude? All of the time I got you on my mind Like a terminal growth You’re one of a kind Don’t you know What you mean to me? You’re ketchup on fries You’re a cough with a sneeze Oo oo oo It’s the flip of a coin A kick to the groin That’s what I think of you You you you Are so kind to me You give me STDs Am I mad at you? Don’t be dumb You’re number one On a scale that’s from One to ten You’re so much more Than I hoped for Except for my sores I’m a happy man I’m asking you nice Don’t call me your girlfriend Your love is like lice And my heart might not mend I’m asking you nice Don’t call me your girlfriend Before we begin I think we should end All of the shots All the precautions All of the creams Did they mean nothing? All of the scrubbing Just won’t do I’m still infected with you © McGie/Lundquist